In about a week, I've gone from from wearing shorts and T-shirts, to Autumn/Fall clothes, to the warmest stuff I have...and it's not even Winter for another month! This is ridiculous. How can I be worried about global warming when I feel like ice cubes are about to appear in my own bedroom!? Australia gets COLD, people! Oh, but not cold enough to snow. Nope, no fun allowed. We just have to suffer, with no snowballs or sledding or skiing to make up for it.
Here's why I hate Winter:
It is HARD to get out of bed.
Then I go to the bathroom, turn on the tap to wash my hands, and the water actually hurts. It's so cold, I wouldn't be surprised if an iceberg came out with it.
I hate getting dressed. I hate showering. Being naked for even 30 seconds is horrible. TOO COLD.
I'm typing on the computer, and I keep hitting the wrong keys...oh yeah, my fingers are stiff from being so COLD.
So I go out and do whatever I have to do. I'm walking down the street, and my nose is cold. Now, what can you do to warm up your nose, without looking like an idiot? They don't make gloves or hats for noses. But they should, I think.
If I could, I would pack up right now and go sit on the equator until December. I always said I could never be Canadian, but right now I don't think I can be Australian either. I'm COLD.
A Note From Nat
3 years ago






