29 July 2008

Things I just don't understand...


There are some concepts in life that just don't make sense to me....

Why everyone likes sports so much. Twenty guys running up and down a field, risking serious injury, over a ball- which is not even made of diamonds, chocolate, or anything good. People spending hours hitting a ball with a stick, attempting to get it in a hole- dude, pick up the ball with your hand, put it in the hole, and you saved five hours.

Calculus. Enough said.

Tea: it's just leafy water. You might as well drink from a puddle. I drink it from time to time, but I don't understand it.

Why society pressures women into removing hair from places it naturally grows. God probably put it there for a reason. And it keeps coming back. Give up.

Bruises- Why is it that when I hit my knee so hard that I almost cry, I never have a bruise to show for it? Yet other times, a huge black and blue bruise appears on my body, and I have no idea what I did to cause it.

Why when I tell my Cockatiel to STOP chewing my ear, she stops chewing my ear....and then starts chewing my OTHER ear!!!!!!!

So tell me, what are some things you don't understand??

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